The William Holmes Blog

A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender.

The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him,
“What’s your IQ?”

The man replies “150″ and the robot proceeds to make conversation about
global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biochemistry,
environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology, and
sexual proclivities.

The customer is very impressed and thinks, “This is really cool.” He
decides to test the robot.

He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another
drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectlty prepared drink and
asks him, “What’s your IQ?”

The man responds, “about a 100.”

Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football,
NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, favorite fast foods, guns, and women’s
breasts.

Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot
one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks,
“What’s your IQ?” The man replies, “Er, 50, I think.”

And the robot says… real slowly…. “So,…………… ya gonna vote
for Bush again?”

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Dear Diary
:Well, I’m in it now
.Somehow, the way I thought it would happen went badly off-track: Karl and I, if it came to it, if there were no other options available, would take the fall for our bosses. I really believed that. And here I am all by my lonesome twisting in a harsh wind.

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